AISubs v3.7
Hello everyone, I'm Shibuya Ryo and I'm Ryoto and I'm Shinji.
We're a group of people who want to stand out on YouTube.
We're standing out on YouTube because we want to stand out,
and we do events and things like that.
When we look at people who think "I'm happy! It feels good!"
we want to actually perform in front of everyone.
There are YouTubers who sing songs, right?
We're not making fun of that at all.
There are some really good songs, right?
But we're making fun of their "ah"s.
No, no, no!
That's not good!
We've released some pretty good songs, right?
That's because we like the songs of people who sing those songs well.
- You like music, right? - That's right.
And we also like people who write songs.
And we're professionals.
And that professionalism...
If you say "professionalism," it sounds like I'm a scumbag.
But depending on their cooperation...
What?
It's different.
If you like music and you have professionalism,
even if you're an amateur YouTuber, you can make your own songs.
That's how it is.
- So, what happens if a scumbag does it? - I see.
In other words, we're going to test the professionalism of the songwriters.
Today, we have a scumbag come up with a song and bring it to us.
Is there someone like that?
No, there isn't.
No, there is!
If you look at me like that, you can't imagine someone like me coming.
So let's bring in our guest.
Please come in!
Hello, hello, hello!
We've brought in Tetsuya of Tokayo Air.
Tetsuya-san, you're a scumbag, right?
Well, if you say "scumbag", it's like...
I'm not good at it and I've never made a song before.
In other words, I'm like you all.
I have about 70 karaoke points and I don't know a single music theory.
I'm really nervous.
Have you ever heard of a song you've made?
- No, I haven't. - That's crazy!
- I haven't. - I'm so nervous.
- Are you ready? - Yes.
This is the song I've made.
Ta-dah!
The title of the song is "The Truth of This World".
- It's an example of that. - Yes, it is.
Why didn't I notice such a simple thing?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, revolution!
You're a genius, aren't you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, tweet it and you'll get a like for sure
Hey, hey, hey, hey, tomorrow's news will be all about me
You definitely don't know, don't you? If you do, I might pull out my waist
Are you ready? Then I'll say it, the truth of the world I noticed
I need to eat something called "food" or I'll get hungry
Hey, hey, don't be so surprised, I just happened to notice it
I'll tell you more things
Stop, red, it's better not to fight with lions
It's better not to catch a cold
Hot water and ice are cold
Go ahead, idiot, I'm not you
You're not me
What's in the middle of my arm is my elbow, elbow, elbow, elbow
Cool impression, cool guitar solo
From verse 2, verse 2, verse B
Food smells so good, but the poop that comes out is too smelly
If you put it on the bread, it'll get dirty, Russia and China are too big
Friends are important, money is important, my little brother is me
If you put up with poop too much, it'll rot, if you turn a bamboo stick around it, it won't fly
Hey, hey, don't be so surprised, I just happened to notice it
You probably feel it too, don't you?
Gorilla is strong, Godzilla is strong, you and I are the only ones who are strong
cool impression here too
Guitar solo here
I changed the atmosphere and sang
I've said a lot so far, but it's not that big of a deal
I just want to tell you one thing
I like you, I like you, I only like you
♪ lonely ♪
♪ thank you! ♪
(laughs)
(applause)
It was hard, wasn't it?
It took about an hour.
I can't do my best with songs,
so I'm going to use lyrics as much as possible.
When I'm playing around with my friends and singing,
when I say "what are these lyrics?"
I can't even imagine going to a karaoke.
(laughs)
What happens if you give this to a professional?
Well, that's right.
First of all, it's not finished yet.
I'm not going to record it,
but I'm going to adjust my voice as much as I can.
Even if you sing badly, you'll get better.
(laughs)
Well, let's wait a little longer.
Yes!
Skip until completion!
(applause)
So, two weeks have passed!
It's been two weeks.
(laughs)
It's done, finally.
It's fast.
If we had done it while we had various plans,
I think we could have done it faster and faster.
But whether it's amazing or not depends on the song,
so let's listen to it right now!
If it's cool, can I say it's cool?
You can say it's cool or cool.
Please listen to it as people who listen to songs purely.
Also, this time,
I made a simple PV.
(laughs)
And, there's one more thing I'd like you to change.
I mentioned the title "Truth of this world" before, but I'd like you to change it a little bit.
Here, it's "Coming out of the world".
It's not "a little bit"!
It's not at all!
Well, please put it on.
Yes.
Isn't it better to do it the other way around?
That's right.
You put it on the closest one, didn't you?
Well, here we go.
Oh, it's coming?
It's coming.
This is my "Coming out of the world".
Here you go!
Teehee!
(laughs)
It's true.
Oh!
Wow!
It's a very old PV.
Wow!
I'd like you to change it a little bit.
(laughs)
I don't know.
Ouch!
(laughs)
I'd like you to change it a little bit.
It's "Coming out of the world".
Here we go!
It's true.
(laughs)
It's true.
(Mushi wa sugei nioi nanoni detekuru unko wakuto sugiru)
(shakyopan no rari wakuto sugireun)
(rashinto chi no unko mo nari)
(otomonami daiji)
(ganemo no kone no otonto no aniwa o ne)
(unko wa gaman shizugiru to morasu)
(saketo mo tokemari ima wa soto soto mo tomodai)
(gutsu kanjiterundero)
I'm thirsty.
I only know you.
I don't know you.
You're wrong!
Hey...
I...
I like you.
Me and you, this feeling is the truth of this world.
Thank you.
It became like this.
It may be cool.
His voice is really good.
It's like you can hear his voice well.
It's like my voice. It's completely different.
The pitch and rhythm will be nothing later, so please release it only tomorrow.
It's amazing.
Do you really have something coming out?
This artist's music.
I have a sub-channel, so please compare it.
It's good.
It's so mysterious.
Also, as a particular point, you said "I like you. I like you. I like you."
I thought you would say "I like you" and repeat it, but you said "I like you. I like you. I like you."
However, as I said at first, even if you are not good at it, you can make a song cool.
If you are popular, you should release a song for everyone.
This is the truth of this world.
If I were to comment on the world's most important people...
Professionals are amazing!
That's about it.
Thank you, Johnny.
Can you say "thank you"?
Yeah!
I'm not that firm.
That's about it for my coming out of the world.
Thank you!
See, you didn't fall for it!